Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
