I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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