There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize