There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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