i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
