PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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