Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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