honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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