I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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