His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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