I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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