one might say we're banned from that church
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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