Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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