you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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