So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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