i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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