do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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