Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Alive.
So much puke
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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