escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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