kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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