I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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