I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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