So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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