So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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