and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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he just fucked me for my cheese.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
A bitchslap is in order.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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