U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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