Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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