ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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