we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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