Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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