That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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