Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just pee around me
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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