marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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