Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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