Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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