just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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