just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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