Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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