help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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