another moral hangover. fuck.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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