And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.