At least make sure they are 18
Why
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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