His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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