did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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