I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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