i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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