i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Blood and glitter go together right?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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