Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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Right now the hampster is texting his friend saying "I just rode outta there on some ramdom chick's tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party!"
oh the mountains I have climbed....
You may know how to party but u sure as hell don't know how to spell!!
"Hamster", I presume. I had to double check, too. =-/
Doesn't one put dirty clothes in a hampster?
If you really knew how to party that hamster would be up your ass.
"Stolen hampster on my tits" sounds like a rejected line from "Tik Tok".
That sounds like way more fun than a wheel.