We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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