I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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