I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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