Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Randomize
