Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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