Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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