oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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