dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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