I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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