Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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