we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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