First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I think I have vodka in my lungs
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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