All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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