Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My life is pants optional.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
