So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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